ways to annoy Georg Listing

lijstje van Georg
(ze komen van schrei.nl )

1. Hide his hair straightener. (Thanks Theyaylady)
2. Jump out of a random closet, scream as you shove a rock in his mouth and walk away as though nothing has happened.
3. Constantly remind him that he spends more time on his hair than the average American girl.
4. Creep up behind him the middle of the night singing ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider’.
5. Paint his guitar bright pink with a yellow lightening stripe.
6. Draw a mustache on his face in permanent marker while he sleeps.
7. Laugh hysterically when he wakes up to discover your lovely ‘artwork’.
8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare “I’m wearing new socks today!”
9. Spend all of your free time thinking up ways to annoy him.
10. Light a match, CAREFULLY hold it close to his hair and say “This is a hold up, nobody move and Georg’s hair doesn’t pay the ultimate price!”
11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.
12. Yell and refuse to speak to him for the rest of the day if he says ‘no’.
13. Put a cheeseburger under his pillow. For no reason at all.
14. Scream and cram a fistful of gummy bears in your mouth every time he speaks the word ‘stage’.
15. Talk gangster all the time.
16. Pour ranch dressing down his back and ask if he’d like fries with that.
17. Stand in the corner of his room with shoulders straight, chest out, chin up, eyes wide, and a wooden spoon in your hand.
18. Mess up his hair.
19. Graffiti Tom’s room to the extreme. When he angrily demands to know who did it, plaster an innocent look on your face and point to Georg.
20. Grin as Tom chews Georg out about the graffiti-ed bedroom.
21. Ask for guitar lessons. While he’s teaching you how to play ‘accidentally’ break every single string.
22. Put one of those headbands with the bunny ears on them on your head and walk in his shadow the rest of the day.
23. Tell him he’d look great in pink.
24. Point out that if you squint really hard he vaguely resembles a bison.
25. Ask if he’s related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26. Follow him around with a jar of “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter” and loudly point out to random passerby’s that “Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter!” with wide, amazed eyes.
27. Dance in circles around him with a lampshade on your head.
28. Jump up and down and urgently say “I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes…”
29. Give him pink frilly girly outfits for Christmas.
30. Hide all of his beloved hair care products.

11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.

wtf XD

8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare “I’m wearing new socks today!”


K zie hem al vrage "Ooh,mag k ze zien ?"

ja dien kiwi snappek et grappige nie van???
en der zijn der eiglijk nog die ik totaaaal nie snap

Da van die kiwi is gwn grappig
zie de u der al op afstappen, hem nog NOOIT gezien en dan zo keidroog vragen:
"would you like a kiwi?"


-strijk-

xxx

aaaaaaaaaaah zo
stel ge hebt nen meet
komen die zo binnne
hey? would you like a kiwi?
gott
Tom ga da grappig vinden denk ik
en wahahha dan zegt tom zo: would you like a banana? (Gott, Jill...gij zijt erg!)

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ahahahyaha, ik zie Tom da al helemaal zeggen!
en dan me zo ne wenkbrauwwiebel erbij

xxx

jaa hea
en en Bill dan zo van : "Tom!" *push*

uhuu
Bill zo
en Gustav lalala op de achtergrond...

xxx

uhuu
bill: *allee, hij is weer vertrokken ze...*

ma joyce??
voor wa staat doe "onoz" eig?

X

onoz: Oh no

vraag me niet wat die z erbij komt doen

xxx

aaaa
*ziet rang van Jill*
*steelt*


xxx

hihi

*steekt tong uit*

lalala

zeg kunde nog wa fanfic posten??
*big-smile*
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