ways to annoy Bill Kaulitz

oke, deze zijn: FANTASTISCH
ze zijn niet door mij verzonnen, maar ik heb ze op schrei.nl gevonden
en, njah, ik MOEST ze gewoon hier ook droppen
enjoyski!

1. ‘Accidentally’ call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!”
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he’s asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
13. Tell him Tom is SO much cuter than him.
14. Watch the ‘Thriller’ music video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day.
15. Make a list of ways to annoy him.
16. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies come from.
17. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day.
18. Sing “Dude looks like a lady” at 2:48 AM every morning without fail.
19. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
20. Put purple Jell-O in his shower head.
21. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.
22. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
23. After every sentence he says ask him ‘why?’
24. Make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air conditioner and make him perform it at his next concert.
25. Before they go on stage for a concert introduce them as the Weather Girls.
26. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.
27. Scream and smack him upside the head every time he says the word ‘guitar’.
28. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.
29. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.
30. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him

xxx

joycie_ke schreef:12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.

OMG deze is té erg gewoon !
Arme Billie

14. Watch the ‘Thriller’ music video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day.
16. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies come from.
23. After every sentence he says ask him ‘why?’


Mihi,die ga k probere Mr dan nie me Bill (charm diene jong )

Met wie ga je dat uittesten dan ??
OMG ik wil die persoon zen gezicht wel es zien dan


xxx

Met u?Neem k t gelijk op foto

Hahaha nee echt nii !
Want uhm ik kan nog veel erger doen hoor

xx

Néé,k wil geen bewijs

Hihi! :p

*had ze al gelezen*

alle da wete we dan ook weeral as Bill hieren op mijn systeem werkt (??? Bill iemand op zijn systeem werke??? rare gedachte) dan wetek wa ik moe doen om hem ook op zijn systeem te werke

muahahaaha

zouden die ook bij Tom werken??

tuurlijk
behalve dan as ge zegt;

hahah TOM!! Gij zijt toch lekker jonger dan Tom!!
kdenk nie dat die zal werke

oh en die van Tom is SO much cuter ga ook nie werke as ge em wilt ambeteren

whahahaha

kitty?? ge hebt da echt overal gepost precies O_o

gott
hoelang waard ge daar mee bezig??

X
<3

kunde da ni automatisch doen ofzo?

jah kdenk wel da da automatisch is xD

geen idee

ma der staat overal nen andere tijd...dus daarom dak denk da ze da een voor een heeft gedaan...

X

Hahahaha !! Omg , sommige dings zen echt zo grappig !
ma dr zen veel die erovr gaan zo als zen stem enzo en tege hem girl zegge int publiek !!

Ma veu de rest is et wl goe gevonde !!

Ochrm billie boy toch !