ways to annoy Gustav Schäfer

lijstje van de Guus

(van schrei.nl gejat xD )

1. Every time he wants to play his drums, say he sucks even though you think he's great.
2. Whenever he fancies a beer, give him a lemonade in stead and say drinking will influence his drumming skills.
3. Steal his cell phone and call his mom to say he still wets his bed every night.
4. Make sure his drumsticks are half cracked, so every time he wants to play, he has to find a new set of sticks to play with.
5. Order him fifty pies with extra strawberries (he's allergic to those) on top and say you wanted to give him a romantic surprise.
6. Make sure that when he wants to get out of bed early, you send him back to lay down for another half hour because he looks like he's just been awake for over a week.
7. Talk to his manager and explain to him why Gustav is walking so funny ever since you slept with him.
8. Tell Tom you know where Gustav keeps his diary.
9. Feed him just one more piece of dessert every evening, and then after a month claim his ass is starting to hang down.
10. Stare at him until he starts speaking.
11. Every time he wants to say something, cast a spell at him to make sure he shuts up again, then claim it has been working so well lately.
12. First stare at Tom and Bill intensely, then ask Gustav if he ever considered doing the same to his sister what you saw Tom and Bill do last night.
13. Tell him you're supersicious about the number four and insist he leaves the band right then and there.
14. Claim you have the power to make Gustav fall asleep whenever you want to. As soon as he starts to yawn, say it's almost working.
15. Make pictures of him when he's not at his best and sell them to the Bravo Magazine.
16. Talk to his sister about the fact Gustav is still madly in love with you after you talked to him about it six months ago.
17. Make sure there's a red roze on the end of his bed every morning without a note and claim you've seen Georg at a flower stand every day.
18. Steal his drumming sticks and tell him he's been naughty. The drumming stick fairy is now taking her revenge.
19. Ask Bill if he wants to aid you in your mission to create a black-nailed Gustav, but forget to tell him Gustav really doesn't want that.
20. Turn all of his socks into hand puppets and ask him if he wants to help you create a puppet theatre.
21. Tell him he has put on too much Axe every morning, even when he hasn't even put on deodorant.
22. Hack into his mailbox and start sending mails to Tom asking if he still want to borrow Gustav's viagra
23. Wake him in the middle of the night and say his drumset has been stolen, then take his place in the bed and fall asleep. Repeat on a daily basis.
24. Tell Ashton Kutcher to get Gustav on Punk'd by inviting Gustav to join in on a porn movie Ashton has been planning.
25. Steal Georg's porn magazines and repaste Gustav's walls.
26. Make sure every time he's cooking something goes wrong so he has to order pizza in the end.
27. Let a groupie enter his hotel room and let her wait there until Gustav gets back.
28. Tell Gustav a scary story about ghosts, then tell him the next morning you've haerd him screaming for his mommy because he was scared and keep this story up, even to the rest of the band.
29. Steal his MP3-player and change the Korn, Metallica and stuff with Paris Hilton, Jan Smit, Schlagermusic and hide the Tokio Hotel under a false name. Then claim you thought he liked all of that music. When he says he hates that music, put on the Tokio Hotel music and ask him why he's even in the band.
30. Tell Tom, Bill and Georg Gustav has a severe case of syffilis from the fan he encountered at 27.

25. Steal Georg's porn magazines and repaste Gustav's walls.
28. Tell Gustav a scary story about ghosts, then tell him the next morning you've haerd him screaming for his mommy because he was scared and keep this story up, even to the rest of the band. 29. Steal his MP3-player and change the Korn, Metallica and stuff with Paris Hilton, Jan Smit, Schlagermusic and hide the Tokio Hotel under a false name. Then claim you thought he liked all of that music. When he says he hates that music, put on the Tokio Hotel music and ask him why he's even in the band.

XD arme gustie :p ik denk da bill toch een groter broekventje is (A)

9. Feed him just one more piece of dessert every evening, and then after a month claim his ass is starting to hang down.




12. First stare at Tom and Bill intensely, then ask Gustav if he ever considered doing the same to his sister what you saw Tom and Bill do last night.


Is vrage

14. Claim you have the power to make Gustav fall asleep whenever you want to. As soon as he starts to yawn, say it's almost working.

Dies wel super !
Ga ik eens uitproberen hihih

xx

12. First stare at Tom and Bill intensely, then ask Gustav if he ever considered doing the same to his sister what you saw Tom and Bill do last night.

haha

17. Make sure there's a red roze on the end of his bed every morning without a note and claim you've seen Georg at a flower stand every day.

WOEPS,Georg! betrapt!

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en idd,kdenk ook da Bill et grootste broekschijterke is
aloewel,vn Tom zou ge ook nog verschieten ze
najaa "Bill ist alles wass Tom ist, Tom ist alles wass Bill ist" eh

ze zijn goed hea xD

12. First stare at Tom and Bill intensely, then ask Gustav if he ever considered doing the same to his sister what you saw Tom and Bill do last night.

met die lag ik zooo plat.. die is zo twincest, maar zoo grappig...
die wil echt wel eens doen.. *staart met weide ogen naar Bill en Tom... "Gustav??"*



xxx

klag heel de tij plat van het lachen
der zitten wel erge dingen tussen hea??
...
ma joeng hoe komde derop

X

ja, sommige zijn wel erg
ma ze blijve grappig

xxx

whahaha, die van stare intensely at tom and bill en blabla die vinnek echt goee!!!!!!!! *strijk*

amaj, wie dit nog ni les is een beetje blind denk ik...